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Bob posted this comment: "Hello, I have not been posting any comments in quite a while!! May I say, your picture is quite genius. Um...what is it? Oh I did not find any vampires in Notting Hill so I guess I'll be off to Romania soon - the land of vampires - let's see if it's true! With all of my respect Dr Rubin, I was NOT expecting Delilah to go caput!!! She was supposed to live a long happy life... Marry someday...And occasionally become a happy sheepma,with loads of sheepsons and sheepdaughters...She was beautiful. She had a beautiful Elvis style - fringe. Those eyes were a bit spooky but whatever! she was beautiful in her own way. I would post a picture of her but it won't let me.
Toodles.... God why am i so cheerful...
Goodbye, my friend. I think this is more dramatic and demonstrates how mature and also depressed I am.
Yours,
me"

Hello Bob,
Yes I noticed that you had not been active recently. I had assumed that you had moved on, but evidently that is not the case. Thank you for your compliment, I drew that sketch quite a while ago. I hope your journey to Romania proves most successful. I'm sorry to have offended you again, all I meant was that Delilah's 40 years is not much compared to your eternity. She must have been quite the looker and I understand your pain losing her. Yes you do seem more mature, and maybe the depression will soon wear off.
Respectfully,
Dr. Rubens

Vampire Myths and Facts

I am sure many of you are no longer sure what to believe when it comes to vampires. Fact and fiction is easily muddled for those learning about this race. Below is a list of common vampire "facts" that are not actually true.

•They melt when they come in direct contact with light (Irish vampires sparkle)
•They die when they touch garlic
•They can be killed by having a wooden stake hammered through their heart (They can be killed only by being ripped apart and then burnt)
•They drink the blood of only beautiful people (Generally vampires aren't picky)
•They have hypnotic powers (They just have a knack for convincing people)
•They cannot enter a property uninvited
•After drinking a victim's blood, that person automatically becomes a vampire (The person either dies from blood loss, OR becomes a vampire if the feeder decides to inject the venom in)
•They have huge fangs (They simply have sharp, strong teeth)
•They have no reflections
•They turn into bats and sleep hanging upside-down/ in coffins (Vampires don't sleep and generally wouldn't touch a coffin)

These are the main myths. There are of course many more. If you have any questions, remember, don't hesitate to comment on the post.