Introduction to Vampires

This blog is being written to inform people about vampires. After extensive research on the matter I have decided that the vampires that Stephenie Meyer describes in her Twilight Saga series is the most plausible theory. The following blog entries reflect my theories and opinions and not hard facts.

Vampires are traditionally thought of as pale men or women living in old ruins of towers and castles. They dissolve in sunlight and cannot come near garlic or enter a house uninvited. They turn into bats at will, seduce the other sex before sucking their blood via the holes in the neck they make with their abnormally large teeth. I have found no evidence that these stories are anything but that- stories. It is nearly impossible to describe all the traits of a true vampire because there are many different types.

Stephenie Meyer writes about the Cullens, a group of Irish vampires. They are not actually Irish. It is merely the type of "breed" a vampire is. With dogs you can have Labradors or Pugs or Poodles. It is the same with vampires. 85% of the world's vampires are Irish. These vampires have pale, diamond like skin that glitters under direct sunlight. They are without fail beautiful. Their skin is rock hard and impenetrable.

French vampires make up 10% of the worlds vampires and they have some more human like qualities. Their skin although impenetrable is soft to touch. To fit in with humans they have adapted so the venom floods to their cheek giving the appearance of colour and blush. They aren't so impossibly beautiful and overall share many traits with an Irish vampire and human cross. The vegetarian vampires (see below) fit into the human world much better then the Irish ones and are constantly being tempted to reveal their true nature to their close human friends. It is relatively common for this to happen, but nearly always the vampire tells the human that it was a prank.

The remaining 5% of the world's vampires is shared between about 20 types of vampires. All of the vampires regardless of breed are super strong and fast. They mostly feed on human blood, although recently a few have traded their crueller diet for one of animals. If a vampire feeds on humans, their eyes will shine crimson. The "vegetarians" or ones that feed only on animal blood's eyes will be golden. The thirstier a vampire is, the darker their eyes will be. French vampire's eyes are always quite a bit darker than those on an Irish vampire.

Please feel free to comment with your theories or any questions concerning vampires.