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Bob posted this comment: "Hello, I have not been posting any comments in quite a while!! May I say, your picture is quite genius. Um...what is it? Oh I did not find any vampires in Notting Hill so I guess I'll be off to Romania soon - the land of vampires - let's see if it's true! With all of my respect Dr Rubin, I was NOT expecting Delilah to go caput!!! She was supposed to live a long happy life... Marry someday...And occasionally become a happy sheepma,with loads of sheepsons and sheepdaughters...She was beautiful. She had a beautiful Elvis style - fringe. Those eyes were a bit spooky but whatever! she was beautiful in her own way. I would post a picture of her but it won't let me.
Toodles.... God why am i so cheerful...
Goodbye, my friend. I think this is more dramatic and demonstrates how mature and also depressed I am.
Yours,
me"

Hello Bob,
Yes I noticed that you had not been active recently. I had assumed that you had moved on, but evidently that is not the case. Thank you for your compliment, I drew that sketch quite a while ago. I hope your journey to Romania proves most successful. I'm sorry to have offended you again, all I meant was that Delilah's 40 years is not much compared to your eternity. She must have been quite the looker and I understand your pain losing her. Yes you do seem more mature, and maybe the depression will soon wear off.
Respectfully,
Dr. Rubens

Vampire Myths and Facts

I am sure many of you are no longer sure what to believe when it comes to vampires. Fact and fiction is easily muddled for those learning about this race. Below is a list of common vampire "facts" that are not actually true.

•They melt when they come in direct contact with light (Irish vampires sparkle)
•They die when they touch garlic
•They can be killed by having a wooden stake hammered through their heart (They can be killed only by being ripped apart and then burnt)
•They drink the blood of only beautiful people (Generally vampires aren't picky)
•They have hypnotic powers (They just have a knack for convincing people)
•They cannot enter a property uninvited
•After drinking a victim's blood, that person automatically becomes a vampire (The person either dies from blood loss, OR becomes a vampire if the feeder decides to inject the venom in)
•They have huge fangs (They simply have sharp, strong teeth)
•They have no reflections
•They turn into bats and sleep hanging upside-down/ in coffins (Vampires don't sleep and generally wouldn't touch a coffin)

These are the main myths. There are of course many more. If you have any questions, remember, don't hesitate to comment on the post.

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Bob posted this comment: "I bought a house in Notting Hill. As far away from Derbyshire as possible. As I can't go back to Zimbabwe due to horrific experiences (racoon friend killed) I will stay in London, hoping to meet some other vampire. I did not meet anyone yet but I guess I'm pretty immortal so I have quite a lot of time to wait. I'll keep my identity anonymous (I know I just told the whole world I'm a vampire, however they do not know how I look like! Nom nom nom...).
I shall wait till your next helpful comment. Meanwhile, I'll go visit Delilah.
R.I.P. baby!!!!!!!!1
Bob"

Dear Bob,
I have been in Notting Hill recently as I was meeting up with a few vampire friends. There are many vampires there. I am sure you will find a mate while you are there. I'm terribly sorry to hear about all of your animal friends dying, but perhaps that is to be expected what with you being immortal and them only living a few years. I'm sure people will have trouble identifying you but I'm glad to see that grief hasn't crippled your common sense. I'm sure Delilah was a fantastic sheep and it probably will take some time to move on, but you'll manage.
Respectfully,
Dr. Rubens

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Bob posted this comment: "I broke up with my cooky making soulmate. She ate Delilah. She's a carnivore apparently! I could show her who is the REAL carnivore in the house. But I was too destressed with the death of my one and only... I feel like no one has understood me as well as that mighty young sheep... Even you, Dr Rubens! And you referred to this book "Twilight".... I hate it! It mocks everything a proud vampire has/does. I am not satifsfied. At all. This is too much for me. First, all of my friends make fun of me and do not see the masculine side of vampires 'cause they think I have a skin problem (shining in the light) and I seem to poke myself with a toothbrush - that explains the smell of blood. Goodbye, as I am off to Saskatchewan. My friend Delilah's been eaten...
Yours, the only lonely and misunderstood vampire in the world,
Bob"

Bob,
I'm so sorry to hear that you broke up with your mate. I'm sure that eating Delilah was an accident. I think my glittery friend, that is time to move on to new mates. I think that visiting London would be highly therapeutic. At the very least seek out the O'Malleys in Forks. They are a clan of vegetarian vampires. I'm sorry you don't see the good side of Twilight, but I can see your objections to the publicity of vampires. I hope for the hole in your heart to be filled.
Good Luck,
Dr Rubens

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Bob posted this comment: "Hello again. As much as I love this website, it seems like it's a joke and no one is taking me seriously. I have a very sentetive personality and please choose your words carefully. Although I can smell all of you all the way from Derbyshire - you and the keyboard, still please be carefull about your vocabulary. If I could, I would hire a phsychiatrist, but I am afraid I will be so traumatized, that I would eat him and then would be in depression for the.... for the next couple of centuries. Since I am gifted in a way that I can understand animal talk. So I made this sheep friend. I do apologise for all the details but I had to share it with someone else, since my fellow sheep friend Delilah seems to be eating. Go ahead if you think of any questions,
Toodleloo,
Bob."

Hello Bob,
I'm extremely sorry to have offended you and meant no harm. I can assure you that I take all vampire matters very seriously. I think you are wise to keep away from humans while still young. Please do not apologize for expressing your very interesting ways. Your gift is not one I have heard of before, but one quite remarkable. Please pass on my best wishes to Delilah and your mate.
Many Thanks again!

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Tal posted this comment: "Hey again. Thank you very much for replying, Its fasinating. I also thought about what you said about hating werewolves. I was thinking and you are right. I don't have a problem with them, its just that i got a bit mad at Jacom. Its stero typing and afetr thinking it over I desided to change my mind about them."

I'm glad to see you changed your mind and like this blog.